I recently visited ireland and i have to say that was the worst fucking place i have ever been fucking ever in so long. Almost as bad as the atlantic city trip that ended with me having to pay hundreds every month in child support to that fucking monster who doesnt even take care of my despicable children whenever she has custody. she just fucking sends them to a camp out in japan (which is right underneath mexico) and she just goes back to fucking people in jersey. shes fucking evil and the reason i have those horrible children who started wanting me to die after i couldn't buy them the trampoline they wanted. because i spent all of my money on buying them christmas milk and they loved it i know they fucking loved it but then when i didnt give them a trampoline they started rooting for me to get into a drunk driving accident.
anyhow once i left the gate i realized that dublin was absolutely crawling with horrible gray skinned orange horned beasts. it was horrible and they were horrifying.
here i have a photo of these horrible monsters
thinking about these beasts makes my skin crawl... its no wonder why london has spent so much of thier money on building a giant wall around their whole city and training a group of vampires to live in london underground to ensure none of those irish freaks enter the country.
speaking of which its odd how the london underground vampires have been around for so long that they have a baseball team now, i went to their game against the Boston Mets and i loved every second of it.
overall i rate Dublin Ireland a 4/10 it would be a 1/10 but 3 seconds in i got so drunk that i blacked out and woke up on a monday with a job at crockercorp and a letter in the mail saying the judge lowered my child support to around 400$ a week. WooHoo!